Ali Kapadia Open Letter To Jamaat-e-Islami

Open Letter To Jamaat-e-Islami

Posted in Politics, Rants on Tuesday, May 24th, 2011 at 2:29 am 5 Comments

Dear Jamaat-e-Islami,

You know I love you. Ever since our eyes interlocked, nothing shakes my hot steamy love… except… when we go out, can you just not wear slogans that embarrass me! Here’s what my friends interpret when they read your slogan..

Go America:
YES YOU CAN AMERICA!! Just a few more wars!.. You can do it! Go! Go! Go!

Go America:
Everyone! Get a U.S. Visa and go to America! ..Yipee!

Go America:
Let’s go do things the American way! *electric guitar solo*

Go America:
You’re so Awesome America, we want to make monkey love to your economy.

Go America:
Oay America, go get me a glass of water.

Honey babe… get your giant ass banners in shape before their pictures publish in about every frekkin’ international paper!


Hugs n Kisses.
Ali Kapadia

5 Comments to “Open Letter To Jamaat-e-Islami”

  1. hina kapadia says:

    a heart throbbing love letter:P awesome!

  2. Tazeen says:

    hahaha …. that needed to be said.

  3. D_a_n says:

    You forgot to add a PS: fuck you
    …at the end…

    always a good idea to end up with a flourish!

  4. m.irfan khan says:

    this is up to you concept what u think from a line of words.

  5. Nina says:

    Rightly said! confessions strt from heart ! ;)

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